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Background:
It’s 2024, and all four band members have tragically died at the hands of the Paw Patrol, who initiated a war with the band after they lost the sales & critical praise battle of September 29, 2023 -- hurt dog egos and all that. An estranged family member of Deakin’s whose only mention in the will was a cut of posthumous album sales had been sitting on some massive dirt on Domino Records and blackmailed them with this proposition: though against the band’s ethos and against their wishes, he demanded Domino release a “Greatest Hits” album or else he would spill their tea, surely ending Domino’s famed run as indie music’s favorite turtle-paced album-rollout record label.
Domino reluctantly agrees. The de facto greatest hits album will be called Simmer Limber Hits, and will be a limited edition 2xLP that has the below image as the cover in embossed gold (think Watch the Throne) and each copy will be sold for $1,000.
Rules:
– The album can be no longer than 88 minutes. (4 sides x 22 minutes)
– No more than 3 songs per album can be used in the compilation.
– Unreleased songs such as “Sponge Luke” ARE valid for this compilation, as completed studio versions of these songs were found on Geologist’s hard drive, however unreleased fake songs such as “Cherry Berry” are not.
