AnCo P4K Review Protest


Pitch Fork Review Protest
I take the AnCo Pledge (rank and file AC Soulja carrying picket sign)
17%
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I take the AnCo Oath (Ill carry megaphone coordinating my fellow ACHeads)
8%
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Elite AnCo Black Ops (only the top of the line ACHeads need apply
17%
[ 4 ]
Freak Folk Beserker (this one for the old schoolers)
21%
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In the Flowers Drop Dancer (rhythmically incline do NOT miss that drop!
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Trippy Visuals Task Force (specialists who are well versed n ODDSAC
4%
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BucketHat Blatoon (yall outfit the troops and handle merch
4%
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Enlightened Mindz AnCo Scribes - go to Rym write beautiful prose rate 5stars
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TimeSkiff Younglings - these are AnCo padwans light or dark side accepted
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Bong Reaperz / Slim Reeferz - replenish ACHeads HP via 420 stonr
4%
[ 1 ]
Deakin Disciples - if u join this task force U can’t b ne other occult exclusive
No votes
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AveyAcolatyez - these guys control protection within AnCo system
No votes
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PandaPunishers - these guys control punishment/pain within Anco system
4%
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Geo Bros - welcome all newcomers and be emotionally available
8%
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Pawtracks Diplomats - coordinate with our allies like Black Dice fans
13%
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Bootleggers - capture footage so our revolution is etched in the alms of history
No votes
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Total votes: 24
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cheyrou
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With the Time Skiffs album release scheduled for imminent release we wait with baited breath, not to listen the album itself, which already we know to be sick, regardless of whether we’ve heard the freebird or not (AnCo dropping anything but heat? Yea right), no, we wait with baited breath for the P4K REVIEW! I can’t tell you whether or not they will rightfully give it its due and give us a it's ok with a minimum 8.7, cuz the shit heads at p4k are always trolling and giving good albums bad, or even more offinsively, lukewarm reviews. You know me well enough that im a take action type dude, and that if they were to not give us the it's ok I’d be out there in front my local music venue, picket sign in hand, demanding a re-review when AnCo rolled into town to promote the album. (After I dropped a DOUBLE hit to fully enjoy the show :smoking: )But i don’t if y’all have that kind of courage. Will you, as true AC Heads, take the AC Head Oath, and pledge to protest a bad review? Whether it be in the comments section or in the streets, we gotta fight this yall! Do not accept no it's ok! To see 100 true blue AC fans running the gamut of old school freak folk fans, to the intellectual type Feels fans, to the Coachella style in the flowers DROP dancers, all standing in unison picket sign in hand marching around whatever building the p4k office is, demanding they fix the review!

If you stand with me and AnCo, comment “I take the AnCo pledge” below! Thanks!
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Pitchfork gave Time Skiffs an 7.4 BMM but that’s not good enough. Why not 9 or higher? Protest the review and demand they raise its score! “I take the AnCo pledge”
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I mean... honestly? I take the AnCo oath. Let's make this happen.


(y'all B N M is autocorrecting, I think a mod is working against us)
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holy shit, close call but we're good! https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/an ... me-skiffs/

7.4 tho? That SUCKS. I don't think we should back down.
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cheyrou
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Agreed! Anything less than total victory is unacceptable! They gave that fat ass gunna a it's ok with a 8.5 for his Slimey Two Times mixtape, which is not better than Time Skiffs. Raise the score to 8.7! Now! “I take the AnCo pledge”
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"Strung With Everything,” a carnivalesque Beach Boys reverie"

Reviewers MUST stop the Beach Boys comparison abuse!
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I take the AnCo pledge
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cheyrou
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dio wrote:
I mean... honestly? I take the AnCo oath. Let's make this happen.


(y'all B N M is autocorrecting, I think a mod is working against us)

I’ve got evidence that this whole forum is run by P4K after they found out that the true AnCo heads are the most enlightened minds when it comes to music critique, for years now they’ve been farming us for our best takes and using them in their reviews. But before you go defending your beloved mods, let’s see where their loyalties stand! Those who take the AnCo pledge could never be against us!
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I pledge allegiance to the AnCo
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I never thought I'd be fighting alongside a cheyrous ghost
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cheyrou
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Oh my gawd nobody did nothing guess I’m the only true AC head
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Oops he's annoying again
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Fovrodi wrote:
Oops he's annoying again

this wasnt abt me but it hurt my feelings, apologize, thanks

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Wild card
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I stand in solidarity with all of the annoying ppl across th-- oh shit it's cheyrou lol, saints suck
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y'all really did Chey dirty tho not rallying his cause more after coming out of hiatus like this
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proud to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with stinkyass chey

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cheyrou
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To stand shoulder to shoulder beside 100 likeminded motivated AC heads , delegates from every faction, freak folk, lsd droppers, drop dancers representing thousands upon thousands of hardcore fans and their affiliates, nobody wasting nobody but instead unified behind a common cause picketing in a circle chanting a protest that only we can understand would be a beautiful sight but y’all aren’t ready for that. Instead you wanna bicker over transitions and whether panda shot that kid in the face or what deakin did with the money or worse some of y’all wanna keep me disenfranchised “I take the anco pledge” isn’t about me it’s about all of us and the respect that we deserve as the most influential trendsetting intellectual fan base of the 10’s. We got a hipsterrunoff article written about us. Did Kanyetothe or atease forums get that? Hell nah cuz they ain’t got the same level of clout we do. On this board we got some of the top of the line insiders with freebirds before anybody else. That 7.4 wasn’t just a slap in the bands face it was an affront against all of us. Ima be out there as a loan bucket hat warrior BIG ole sign in hand “Give me my respect: the AnCo pledge”
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whatever I'm on board I take the pledge
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