[Stanshant]

I can't believe I never told you this before but about six years ago, one night I got shit faced and went on the Nike website and designed my own sneakers, banged them on the credit card and basically forgot I'd done it until I got a confirmation email to say they were being dispatched about six weeks later. I still wear them to this day. They feature royal blue denim, pea green denim, red denim, navy corduroy and a navy plush interior.

They were partly inspired by the TMNT colours, plus Thomas the fuckin Tank Engine and Optimus Prime but I also added AVEY and TARE to the R/L tongues for some reason (well, obvious reasons) and well, here they are:



Don't let anyone ever tell you I don't walk the walk.

[father john misty]

These sneakers are awful and the only way to fix them is replacing the text with PANDA and BEAR

[speen]

Those sneakers are incredible and could not possibly be improved

[father john misty]

We really need to all go out to KEEP and get the latest pair of AIR DEAKINS or Deezys, what have you

[dio]

what can i say... at the risk of my hype getting to be redundant you continue to prove yrself to be the greatest poster on the board. wow.

[Fovrodi]

That this thread isn't deleted yet is proof of the gross nepotism that infects CA itself. Spooky

[Fovrodi]

Upon further reflection it's almost as if a baldly homophobic and unfunny thread got shit-canned because that's what should have happened to it

[MFpotus]

Fovrodi wrote:

That this thread isn't deleted yet is proof of the gross nepotism that infects CA itself. Spooky

please go on

[Fovrodi]

I will not MFPotus

[father john misty]

Fovrodi wrote:

Upon further reflection it's almost as if a baldly homophobic and unfunny thread got shit-canned because that's what should have happened to it

What

[dio]

Plz stfu and wait for Stan to post again. I think he's in China rn so this is a special China edition of Stan posting

[father john misty]

Stan is objectively the second best poster here, if I'm being honest.

[Tap]

Tare Jordans

[Fovrodi]

Diomedes wrote:

Plz stfu and wait for Stan to post again. I think he's in China rn so this is a special China edition of Stan posting

No

[Fovrodi]

father john misty wrote:

Fovrodi wrote:

Upon further reflection it's almost as if a baldly homophobic and unfunny thread got shit-canned because that's what should have happened to it

What

Thank you

[Fovrodi]

father john misty wrote:

Stan is objectively the second best poster here, if I'm being honest.

This is actually wrong

[dio]

so 6 years ago... do you make these in response to the boys' Keep shoes? In retaliation against them? did you think you could do better than these?

https://www.sneakerfreaker.com/wp-conte ... 40x426.jpg

cuz yr not necessarily wrong.

[speen]

Fovrodi wrote:

father john misty wrote:

Stan is objectively the second best poster here, if I'm being honest.

This is actually wrong

Yeah, you're right, it is wrong. It's because he's the first best poster

[father john misty]

The real first best poster is actually the friends we made along the way

[shirttail]

10/10 great unofficial merch

this is the kind of stuff i live for