Collected Animals

I can't believe I never told you this before but about six years ago, one night I got shit faced and went on the Nike website and designed my own sneakers, banged them on the credit card and basically forgot I'd done it until I got a confirmation email to say they were being dispatched about six weeks later. I still wear them to this day. They feature royal blue denim, pea green denim, red denim, navy corduroy and a navy plush interior.

They were partly inspired by the TMNT colours, plus Thomas the fuckin Tank Engine and Optimus Prime but I also added AVEY and TARE to the R/L tongues for some reason (well, obvious reasons) and well, here they are:



Don't let anyone ever tell you I don't walk the walk.

These sneakers are awful and the only way to fix them is replacing the text with PANDA and BEAR

Those sneakers are incredible and could not possibly be improved

We really need to all go out to KEEP and get the latest pair of AIR DEAKINS or Deezys, what have you

what can i say... at the risk of my hype getting to be redundant you continue to prove yrself to be the greatest poster on the board. wow.

That this thread isn't deleted yet is proof of the gross nepotism that infects CA itself. Spooky

Upon further reflection it's almost as if a baldly homophobic and unfunny thread got shit-canned because that's what should have happened to it

That this thread isn't deleted yet is proof of the gross nepotism that infects CA itself. Spooky

please go on

I will not MFPotus

Upon further reflection it's almost as if a baldly homophobic and unfunny thread got shit-canned because that's what should have happened to it

What

Plz stfu and wait for Stan to post again. I think he's in China rn so this is a special China edition of Stan posting

Stan is objectively the second best poster here, if I'm being honest.

Tare Jordans

Plz stfu and wait for Stan to post again. I think he's in China rn so this is a special China edition of Stan posting

No

Fovrodi wrote:

Upon further reflection it's almost as if a baldly homophobic and unfunny thread got shit-canned because that's what should have happened to it

What

Thank you

Stan is objectively the second best poster here, if I'm being honest.

This is actually wrong

so 6 years ago... do you make these in response to the boys' Keep shoes? In retaliation against them? did you think you could do better than these?

https://www.sneakerfreaker.com/wp-conte ... 40x426.jpg

cuz yr not necessarily wrong.

father john misty wrote:

Stan is objectively the second best poster here, if I'm being honest.

This is actually wrong

Yeah, you're right, it is wrong. It's because he's the first best poster

The real first best poster is actually the friends we made along the way

10/10 great unofficial merch

this is the kind of stuff i live for