Collected Animals

really love them for opposite reasons. I really believe they are yin/yang. Everything about the one is completely what the other reflects. It just seems great to bounce back and forth between. And when they are harmonizing in AC you really get a transcendent experience.

I'm not sure who would win if avey and panda were to duke it out to the death. Maybe Avey. I feel like Panda would be too passive and not as aggressive or as scary as Avey in his crocodile outfit. Panda would throw waves of reverb and delay at avey though, that might be his only power, and he could possibly trap Avey in a forcefield of choir-boy vocals, but Avey would break through them with his sharp screams, and then clobber him with twisty wordplays. Noah might be able to come back at the end with a tomboy gender fake-out sneak attack, seducing avey and paralyzing him with the death stare he gave deakin in that van interview. But in the end Avey in a shamanistic ritual of sorts could summon the Swamp Thing and pull Noah "down there" into the underworld as Avey rides off cackling in his flesh canoe.

i like dave's solo output more but i think panda is winning at life
he's got a wife and 2 kids, collaborated with fucking daft punk, does soundtracks for fashion lines, guest-sings on his buddies' albums

what does dave have goin 4 him?
he's divorced and lives in a swamp cave w/ crocodiles n shit and he writes songs about outlaws and murder
noah's just like "have a good time breh"

and dave's like

wah my friends have cancer ugh bleh (scream) roses on the window, etc etc etc

i like dave's solo output more but i think panda is winning at life
he's got a wife and 2 kids, collaborated with fucking daft punk, does soundtracks for fashion lines, guest-sings on his buddies' albums

what does dave have goin 4 him?
he's divorced and lives in a swamp cave w/ crocodiles n shit and he writes songs about outlaws and murder
noah's just like "have a good time breh"

and dave's like

wah my friends have cancer ugh bleh (scream) roses on the window, etc etc etc

lives in a swamp cave w/ crocodiles n shit and he writes songs about outlaws and murder

what does dave have goin 4 him?
he's divorced and lives in a swamp cave w/ crocodiles n shit and he writes songs about outlaws and murder

Panda says that "coolness is having courage to do what's right," obviously he's had the whole idea of what it means to be cool figured out for years now

Meanwhile Avey says "One day maybe I'll have a cool kid with a granny," he believes that coolness is unachievable for him, and the only thing he can hope for is that his descendants might one day be cool, but even that he's unsure of.

Clearly I have objectively shown that Panda Bear is about 1000x cooler. Case closed