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3/1/16: painting with-Denver
7/25/17: sung tongs-Denver
4/20/19: cows on hourglass pond-Austin
This post is with emphasis on the cows show in Austin. It’s april 13th, I awake from my slumber and randomly check out avey’s tour Dates. Yup, he’s playing on my birthday in my home state. Done deal.
The show was great (not sung tongs level but still amazing). I’m in the second row of Antone’s, and in front of me stands the blonde and human version of Hathor (the Egyptian god of love). 5’2/3 (which is important bc I’m also short). Black striped tank top concealed by pink overalls. The outfit is completed with a southwestern handbag and an 80’s era punk rocker haircut. As the vocals climax and Jeremy shreds the fucking drums, our dancing gets a little more aggressive.
You know how when you say something really embarrassing to a group of people and you can’t get it out of your head no matter what?
I can’t get the sensation of this girl grinding against my body and violently thrashing into my chest out of my head. God it felt so right. The only bummer is that her bf was standing to her left and kept glaring in my direction.
Anyway, if you happen to read this and you happen to be the bf in question, I apologize for grinding up on your bae. Very happy for you and I wish your relationship success.
However, if you’re reading this and you’ve often been compared to the Egyptian god of love/or you’re just a cute little anco bunny... please help me quench my fever.
-dRex
can we bring back awards this year just so i can vote this as the worst thing i read in 2019