[coral lord]

i might get as pissed as hedgecore about this, but my anger will actually be justified. rename me butter bagel i dont give a fuck

[hypo's]

DO IT

RENAME THEM, BRAND THEM A SINNER

[coral lord]

No you fuck I’m on your side I love butter on bagels, fuck!!!!! I’m pissed!!!!

[wilandhugs]

coral lord wrote:

No you fuck I’m on your side I love butter on bagels, fuck!!!!! I’m pissed!!!!

Shits messed up. It tastes good. No one in NY judges you for doing it, so it's fine.

[hypo's]

coral lord wrote:

No you fuck I’m on your side I love butter on bagels, fuck!!!!! I’m pissed!!!!

heartfelt apologies for the friendly fire comrade

[foxtrot]

if bagels were better they wouldn't need butter
but a buttered bagels better than a bitter bagel eater
so you better bloody butter when you buy a bit of bagel

[hedgecore]

hypo's wrote:

yeah I'm specifically referring to your obsession here that has involved you coming back to make essentially the same comment at least four times now @ games and theories or whoever that was

if they wanted to engage you they probably would have by now, kind of seems like your just beating a dead horse with one hand and masturbating with the other? move on? it's gonna be okay I promise

or uh, keep on fighting the good fight brother, you're doing god's work in here

Other people were engaging with the topic that Stories and games brought up, so it's open to discussion.

"beating a dead horse with one hand and masturbating with the other"? Do you realize what forum you're posting on? LMAO. A place where people are still posting over a decade later on how they wish one small aspect of an AC song from a 2007 show wasn't included on in the studio? Give me a fucking break

[hypo's]

it's not only open for discussion but obsession!

really tho that's a stupid response and you're obnoxious, I'm gonna mute you

~~
ah jeez, can't remember how, someone halp

[Fovrodi]

Profile->Add foe?

[hypo's]

thought that was it love you fov

also sorry other dude I'm mostly just being an ass here I cant help it a lot of the time

but you are my foe now motherfucker

[foxtrot]

see thread title

[Fovrodi]

Love you too dude, wish I could have a beer with you

What's the deal with scooped out bagels? Waste of bread!

[hedgecore]

hypo's wrote:

it's not only open for discussion but obsession!

really tho that's a stupid response and you're obnoxious, I'm gonna mute you

It's ok, i've had Fovrodi and [redacted] (sorry [redacted]) on my ignore list for a bit now (unrelated to this thread)

also you know you're gonna to display my posts

[Tropic]

If anyone has me on their foe list I will kill them

[Hash]

That's what foes are for!

roopn wrote:

businessman-slash-sensualist

More like businessman dash slash dash sensualist

foxtrot wrote:

if bagels were better they wouldn't need butter
but a buttered bagels better than a bitter bagel eater
so you better bloody butter when you buy a bit of bagel

Check out this guy implying there's something wrong with bagels, how fucked up is that

[coral lord]

Tropic wrote:

If anyone has me on their foe list I will kill them

I see what you’re doing, trying to get me to add you to my list by using reverse psychology. Not gonna work pal. I’m pissed you’d even try, treating me like some asshole. You’re on my foe list now.

[wilandhugs]

Tropic wrote:

If anyone has me on their foe list I will kill them

To cause mutually assured destruction, I will be giving the same vow

[hypo's]

Hash wrote:

That's what foes are for!

lol

[roopn]

stan I saw your response before deletion, it made me very happy for you <3

[hedgecore]

This thread has delivered and then some. I eat bagels like donuts

[destiny]

Today my boyfriend and i got bagels!! he got lox bagel and i got a bagel with butter (which is a naturally occurring phenomenon)... AND LOX BAGELS ARE SO INCREDIBLE HAHAHA

[Stan]

roopn wrote:

stan I saw your response before deletion, it made me very happy for you <3

Glad to hear that, I just saw it a bit later and winced, bottled it! And thanks. X

[rohcti]

FEEL ON1NE!!! wrote:

Today my boyfriend and i got bagels!! he got lox bagel and i got a bagel with butter (which is a naturally occurring phenomenon)... AND LOX BAGELS ARE SO INCREDIBLE HAHAHA

For real, the first time I visited DC my friend's mom recommended a place for us to eat, I still think about that Lox bagel I had. Lol

[BORCHENKO??]

hedgecore wrote:

I eat bagels like donuts

I read this to the tune of Coral Lords

[Jam]

the best spot for a bagel around me is called J.B.'s Deli and their slogan is "One of a few Jewish Delis in Chicago" and I loved how humbly descriptive it is.

[hypo's]

eating a bagel rn

plain, cream cheese, life is good

[Stan]

Having a nice fish pie, cod, salmon, prawn, topped with mashed potato and cheddar cheese. Feel like I could fuck this thing!

[hedgecore]

Jam wrote:

the best spot for a bagel around me is called J.B.'s Deli and their slogan is "One of a few Jewish Delis in Chicago" and I loved how humbly descriptive it is.

I've never had their bagels but Sam & Gertie's is a cool place, it's a vegan Jewish deli that's open on the weekends

[Hash]

hedgecore wrote:

it's a vegan Jewish deli that's open on the weekends

that could be their other slogan

[roopn]

Bagel time, checking in. Butter, slices of fresh tomato, salt and pepper. Bliss

[wilandhugs]

I'm getting a lox bagel this week. You guys made me realize I deserve one.

[destiny]

I literally got wronged by this place in this city. They charged so much and did not make the orders correctly... and they fucked up cutting the bagel... HOW DO U FUCK UP CUTTING A BAGEL HAHAHA. Tbh that shit was still good tho... but this just informs my distrust of disingenuous bagel vendors. But WIlandhugs please get one, they are literally just crack, with the onions, holy shit. I want one rn

[Stan]

Just had one for breakfast with bresaola and horseradish. It's emphatically not breakfast food, I can't deny it, but it was damn good, bagel gang.

[cheyrou]

Bagels are the worst type of bread up there with big ass pretzels. They suck cuz what other bread do you HAVE to cook again to eat. Like yea plain toast is better than a slice of plain bread. But only a “raw” bagel is inedible. Cream cheese is the worst kinda dairy too. It’s like between sour cream and goat cheese which are both better. Bagels and pretzels suck and the only reason they’re so popular is they never go bad and cuz nobody In the Western Hemisphere besides Louisiana has good bread across every type of bread. There’s a place near me that is the bakery to a large restaurant as well as several other large restaurants. They operate a coffee shop out the front where they sell the shit. On the shelf they have bagels AND biscuits and you know what sells more? The biscuits cuz it’s a fundamentally better bread for breakfast. This proves my theory that if society wasn’t so shackled to the fucked up concepts of “punk ty laity” and “profitability” and “shelf life” we wouldn’t have to grow to love shitty peasant food like a sad ass waxy bagel

[cheyrou]

Punctuality not punk laity, but ima leave that cuz y’allre punk laity and I am punk clergy cuz I have a deep knowledge on esoteric matters like the morality of food stuffs due to my unique and highly original world view

[cheyrou]

Also like lmao I’m remembering that you can literally eat a croissant for breakfast rather than a bagel. And like lmao it’s soooooo sad that most places don’t even try to make croissants despite it being fucking heavenly. They’re prolly just like yea this is really good but I don’t wanna have to put effort into my work ima just keep BOILING lumps of dough and making SHITTY bagels

[destiny]

Go eat your flaky ass croissants pal

[Stan]

I cut open a croissant and put cheddar cheese and smoked ham in the flap, and a thin spread of Dijon mustard, then put it in a pre-heated oven for five minutes. After I eat it, I make another because it's incredibly good.

[Fovrodi]

Warmed up to the idea of a pretzel at a movie bc it's such a quiet snack. Agree cream cheese is terrible though, don't think there's anything you could blend it up in to redeem it. Think I'm retconnning an earlier take about butter but I don't care.

hedgecore wrote:

hypo's wrote:

it's not only open for discussion but obsession!

really tho that's a stupid response and you're obnoxious, I'm gonna mute you

It's ok, i've had Fovrodi and [redacted] (sorry [redacted]) on my ignore list for a bit now (unrelated to this thread)

also you know you're gonna to display my posts

Not even worth digging up the thanos "I don't even know who you are" meme for

[cheyrou]

FEEL ON1NE!!! wrote:

Go eat your flaky ass croissants pal

There used to be this Vietnamese lady who ran a tiny little sundry shop in the elevators at my office. And she would show up early in the morning with real food like eggs and fruit and baked goods. And I don’t like to show up to work much earlier than 9am but some days I’d realize I was gonna be there early enough to get to have my choice of what she had brought. I’d start to think of the croissants she would bring and how at the end of eating it I’d gather the little gold flakes left in the wrapper for one last taste of it. I’d speed up and disregard the hazards of traffic, street washers, sleepy roosted pigeons and their droppings overhead, and the congregation of cigarette smokers that always got in the way of the buildings side entrance, I’d blast thru all of them. So many of those sprints ended in disappointment, all the croissants had been taken, and I’d be stuck with nothing but an everything BAGEL with cream cheese and a long day ahead of me in a fluorescent air conditioned DUNGEON

Your threads topic is on how class in a capitalist system can ruin appreciation of art. I will confirm that yes that is true, and I will add that the same exploitative capitalist system that gives rise to said class, ruins art. In my anecdote the bagel is the culinary artwork that we are forced to accept because we don’t show up early enough to work or we can’t afford to drive to work and stop somewhere on the way. You know how gets the good stuff ? The upper class, and the good peasants who show up to work early. AnCo is wise enough to know about this, even if they are upper class themselves, PeaceBone lyrics like “the taste of your cooking make us bow on the ground” ? Is this sympathy or an upper class expectation that I must worship the wealthy to get to eat something good? Is AnCo bad guys or good guys? Idk, wise guys for sure tho, woke guys mosdef